Straight Boy, Gay For Life – $40.00

A permanent gay-conversion install for the straight man whose little cock has been quietly failing for years. This session says out loud what your body has already been deciding for you.

Every no you ever got from a woman gets reframed. Every time your little cock stayed limp for her becomes evidence, not accident. Every friend zone that felt inevitable. Every girl who was polite about the smallness and looked at somebody else. Every time your body knew before you did. This session names where the wanting has been going for years, slowly and fondly, in a voice you cannot argue with because it is only saying what has been quietly true.

By the end the wanting is settled. You will not be able to want a woman. Your little cock will stay soft for her, softer, and finally quiet. You will know exactly who wants you now, and what he wants of you. You will kneel for him without deciding to. You will open your mouth without being told. You will be soft and grateful and used, and it will feel like relief you did not know you were owed.

A powerful and dangerous experience that will lead to permanent gay orientation, permanent impotence with women, permanent addiction to a man's mouth on you, permanent knowledge that no woman was ever going to want you, and a settled sense that you did women a favor by taking yourself off their pool. Once said this does not unsay. He is already waiting for you.